May 7, 2006

The Pig Book

I just found the most interesting website:
http://www.cagw.org/site/PageServer?pagename=reports_pigbook2006

pig bk.jpg "The Congressional Pig Book is the annual Citizen's Against Government Waste (CAGW) compilation of pork-barrel projects in the federal budget. The 2006 Pig Book has identified 9,963 projects in 11 appropriations bills that constitute the discretionary portion of the federal budget for fiscal 2006 ~ projects which are costing taxpayers $29 BILLION. A "pork" project is a line-item in an appropriations bill that designates our tax dollars for a specific purpose, in circumvention of established budgetary procedures." (This is a book that I think should be required reading, every year, for all our High School students.)

Unlike most of us, who are busy just trying to survive, the folks at CAGW are keeping a really close watch on where our tax dollars are going, and they are challenging our leaders to stop this nonsense. (Now I know where John Stossle gets his "Give me a Break"reports!) If you have some spare time on your hands, go to their website, and just read. It's unbelieveable! I've listed here ~ from the largest amounts to smallest amounts ~ just a few of their interesting "pork" discoveries this year, and have added some tongue-in-cheek comments, alongside.

$591,017,000.00 - For eight additional C-130J aircraft. This, even though the Department of Defense has rated the C-130J model unsatisfactory, citing deficiencies in its defensive systems, to name a few. (Half a billion dollars worth of deficient airplanes. Okay, sure . . . why not?)

$13,500,000.00 - For the International Fund for Ireland (IFI) which includes funding for the World Toilet Summit.  (Could there be a better example of flushing away our money?)

$8,270,000.00 - For breath alcohol testing equipment, including $7,270,000.00 for Breathscan® non-invasive alcohol testing. (Gee. Thanks!)

$4,200,000.00 - For shrimp aquaculture research. (Huh? )

$2,500,000.00 - For out-of-this-world telescope explorations in CA. (Are they looking for aliens or in-coming asteroids?)

$2,300,000.00 - For the International Fertilizer Development Center in Michigan. (P-U!)

$1,000,000.00 - For the already-closed Philadelphia Navy Yard. (Could you repeat that, please? I don't think I heard you correctly.)

$1,000,000.00 - For the Waterfree Urinal Conservation Initiative. (See! They are just pissing away our money!)

$950,000.00 - For a parking facility at the Joslyn Art Museum in Omaha, Nebraska.  (They need more parking space in Nebraska?)

$500,000.00 - For the construction of a Teapot Museum in Sparta, North Carolina, in the hopes that it will draw tourists to their town. (O' yeah ~ I'm on my way!)

$450,000.00 - For plantings on the eastern front of the Capitol. This will allow members of Congress a chance to “stop and smell the roses” before they proceed inside to plunge the country deeper into debt.

$400,000.00 - For acquiring a support building near Kam Wah Chung & Company Museum in John Day, Oregon. This amount of money could support the construction of 10 new buildings. (Go Kam Wah Chung!)

$365,000.00 - For the Center for Rural Studies project in the state of Vermont.  Since 1992, $2 million has already been appropriated for this project. According to USDA testimony, "No formal evaluation of this project has ever been conducted.” (Oops!)
 
$350,000.00 - For the Chicago Greenstreets Program, to install and maintain 950 hanging flower baskets. (But . . . but . . . that's over $36,800.00 a basket! Are they lined with gold?)

$234,000.00 - For the National Wild Turkey Federation. (Oh'~ of course! For Cheney and his hunting buddies!) 

$179,000.00 - For hydroponic tomato production research. Since 1998, $1.2 million has been appropriated for this research. (I think these special tomatoes are being developed to give to those who will be attending future White House press conferences.)

$100,000.00- For the Harpers Ferry Police Department in West Virginia. The "police department" consists of one part-time and two full-time police officers. (This is the same size police force as the fictional town of Mayberry on the Andy Griffith Show.) 
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Hey! What can I say? These are just a few examples of what's going on with our tax dollars throughout the country. You can see that the things I listed above, are things that we just can't live without, right? I'm so speechless, that I'll just end this with another quote from CAGW (an organization I think we should all join, pronto!)

"The guilty pleas of lobbyist Jack Abramoff and former Rep. Randy “Duke” Cunningham illustrate how pork-barrel projects, whether used as currency for re-election, or as political favors to well-connected individuals and businesses, have corrupted our political process. The historic lack of restraint in the appropriations process has helped to create a projected $371 billion-dollar budget deficit in fiscal 2006, and a National Debt of $8.5 TRILLION. 

We're $8.5 Trillion in debt ~ and we still have a couple more years left of this 'wild and crazy' Administration. Whoa!

(And they wanted to impeach 'naughty-boy' Bill Clinton ~ who put us in the black, and gave us an economy to be proud of? Looking at the messes we're in today, how silly was that?)


Posted by Karen at May 7, 2006 1:08 PM